och, I’ve missed post #2000.
so in honor of my 2007th post here is me kissing me

it has been an honor working with myself. yes. together for 2007 whole posts. together forever.
I used to be pretty fly, what happened
I decided that tonight is all about being productive.
Look I got a new golden swirly nose thingerdoo
Hokay, I think the fact that I’ve now very nearly slid onto the floor is a pretty good indication that it’s bedtime.
I am not 16. EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME THAT I LOOK 16.

perfecting the deer in headlights look
I look cracked out. Like the cracked out crack’a’lackin cracker that I am.
I bought a wig today for 5 dollars. And now I shall sit in my room and wear it.